Hawaii Female Encounters

A few nice people I’ve met in Hawaii, in order of appearance:

 

Alessandra:

Roommates Drew and Tyler met the infamous Medusa-Alessandra one of the first nights here on the beaches of Waikiki.  She was a crucial person to meet as she generously offered to drive us around for the whole day to help us find an apartment in her Saab convertible.  Although she is very generous and motherly, she was a bit over-bearing, talks for hours on end, extends her stay and gets crazy when she drinks (stalker status, clinger class 9).  She would occasionally taxi us to North Shore while she met families for her work as a social worker.  One time when she drank with us at our apartment she started to cry because she said that roommate Drew never listened to her stories while roommate Tyler secretly recorded it on video behind the curtains.  One time she was leaving our apartment because roommate Drew and Tyler were falling asleep.  Roommate Andrew and I just came back from a walk and ran into her in the elevators and she said, “Oh the other roommates were falling asleep, now that you guys are back I guess I can just come back up!”  The elevator smelled like fart but there were a bunch of other people so I disregarded it.  She later confessed that the treacherous fart was of her doing.  She likes to give massages as an excuse to stay in our apartment longer.  Another time we caught her parked outside of our building waiting for us in the lobby when we all refused her phone calls.  We furtively ran across the street giggling as we were witnessing a true stalker at work.  She finally gave up and walked down to a bar and got drunk and crashed at some random dudes place then proceeded to report her car stolen the next morning because she got so wasted she thought her car was parked in Chinatown and couldn’t find it.  We reassured her that her car was parked outside of our very building while she was stalking us and confirmed by reading to her her license plate.  Roommates also said that she flashed her hairy counterpart at the beach because she was jealous that the roommates were talking to these California Asian girls.  Alessandra is about 5’5, 29 years old but initially told us younger, weighs roughly 125 pounds, has been staying in Honolulu for the last year but originally was born in Paris.  Roommate-preferably-remained-unnamed says that she has a horrific birthmark on her white, bare ass.

 

Felecia:

Roommate Tyler and I met Felecia at the pool of our building.  She didn’t live in our building but would sneak over once or twice a day to enjoy our pool and sauna.  That day she stole a pink inter-tube from another vacationer, claiming it as her own when they came back down to retrieve it.  She is married to a man but wants to divorce him but cannot because if she does then he will be deported back to Israel.  Felecia cannot leave Hawaii either for her husband’s sake.  It was a surprise to find out that one time she supposedly drank a gallon of vodka with loads of powdered Kool-Aid and thus didn’t realize how much she was drinking because it ‘tasted so good’ at a local football game and got alcohol poisoning and said she wouldn’t do it again.  It was also suprising to find out she has participated in a threesome but didn’t like the taste of the female counterpart because it was too ‘gooey’ and more-so was a delicacy suited for men.  It was very surprising to hear that she smokes 10-15 splifs a day.  She is about 5’1, weighs less than 90 pounds and is Caucasian from Texas.  And finally, it was a bit surprising to hear that she is currently 10 weeks from turning 18.

 

Chanel:

Roommate Drew met Chanel at his Segway marketing job as she is the manager but holds a lot more control of direction in the company.  Based on stories told by other co-workers, they claim that she admitted giving the big boss sexual favors to become the manager.  Stories of Chanel sleeping at the boss’ place where his kids stayed at and his wife was out of Hawaii at the time were also circulated and true.   Based on fact is that she rides a Segway all day to and from work (because our apartment can visually see her ride by twice or more times a day), occasionally returning to her apartment to refill on cannabis and frequenting the local ABC stores for large sodas, powdered doughnuts, hot dogs, and much more snacks and goodies.  She either eats sitting down on the curb or conveniently on her special edition off-roading Segway.  Another interesting note is that supposedly she has the hookup for pretty dank headies here on the island.  She is about 5’2, 21 or 22 years old, weighs roughly 200 pounds, is of African American descent and was hit on one time leading a Segway tour by a 40 year old Caucasian who had a boner the whole tour and requested to stop at a bathroom to finish himself off and kissed her on the lips when he tipped her for the tour.

 

Estonia girl:

Roommate Tyler met the Estonia girl during Halloween night where Waikiki turned into a full-city rave.  She likes to lie about herself and she thinks Americans are ‘foolish.’  She likes to make repeated jokes on how Americans are silly and dumbfounded.  She states that Estonia is a third-world country and everyone is poor and that she was sent here to Hawaii for vacation by the government because she did well in school.  The government is also going to send her to Australia too.  I did a light research (Wiki) on Estonia  and found out that Estonia is considered a Baltic Tiger along with Lithuania and Latvia as having great financial growth since 2000, much like the Four Asian Tigers and Celtic Tigers that represent rapid-developing countries.  Estonia is a part of the UN, League of Nations, EU and is rated as high income by the World Bank.  They also joined the WTO, is instituting the Euro by 2010 and built skyscrapers to signify their economic boom.  They are ranked 41^st in GDP (nominal) per capita of $15,569 by the IMF.  Estonia girl also claimed that her octopus tattoo represents her pet octopus that she still has alive back home.  She later confessed that that was a lie and that she got the tattoo when she was 15.  She mentioned that Estonia doesn’t have any movies and that they just import movies from the US which may be the only true thing she has said.  Not much is know about her besides the fact that she is from Estonia and she is 30 years old.  I was lied too for a few days, she is actually 22, unless she lies again.